corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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  • someone: *says something*
  • me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
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  • someone: *says something*
  • me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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forevercryingbecausemerlin: siriusly-obsessed: tonkadora: awkwardbirds: rainbowrebecca: tardistagalong: mischieftobemanaged: I love this kid. He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines: “It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.” and don’t forget, the ever popular: “It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.” It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs. This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge. BEM IS OUR KING. It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw. and thats how it happened. the end. All hail Bem. you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

(Source: illuminataliee)

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i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

whyarentibritish:

thisonenerdychick:

laughlikealoononloontablets:

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So basically muggle sugar quills??

oh my god youre right

what excuse is that for not bringing in a pencil like ‘Why don’t you have your equipment?!’ ‘You see the thing is…I ATE IT MUWHHAHA!!’

(Source: frolickingfreckles)

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luciawestwick:

Not only bow ties are cool.

but remember:

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(Source: super-psychic-paper)

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rainbowrowell:

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected

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